So if you watch or read the news at all these days you'll see that pirates are all the rage these days. They recently grabbed a boat full of tanks and heavy weapons and the other day grabbed a supertanker full of oil worth around 100mil. Now governments refuse to talk with the pirates, but insurance companies and the shipping companies find it much better to deal and often pay the ransom on the ships and everybody is happy. The pirates essentially have their own town/port on the coast that is owned and run by the pirates; not unlike the islands featured in pirates of the Carribean. This is good news for those concerned with climate change because according to the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), Global warming is inversely related to the number of pirates! So with estimates that there may be close 6-10 thousand pirates running around again, that means in the past 8 years we should have dropped over a full degree C in global temperature. See my updated chart here:
What this means: Well clearly if you've been paying attention it has gotten incredibly cold already this year, this indicates the onset of global cooling due to the afore mentioned revival of pirates, which importantly means (hopefully) very good skiing this year!
Al Gore there is no need to worry anymore!
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